This is the saddest story I have ever heard.
It all started on a dark and gloomy day in September. As Jen sat on the couch, hunched over in pain, she stares at her phone waiting for the text that will give her relief or bring her more misery. Finally the bright light of her brand new iPhone 5 causes her to jump up with excitement. She reads the text from her mom, "Yes, I can take you to the chocolate store." Her mom tends to sympathize with her around this time every month. Jen runs upstairs to put jeans on and a t-shirt, going insane thinking about the delicious dark chocolate melting in her mouth. As soon as her mom arrives, Jen starts to feel nauseous. Jen realizes her impending doom. Her mom comes into the room only to see Jen curled up in a ball on her bed. "Do you need me to go to the store and get it for you?" Jen, still in pain, can only give her mom a look and say,"...you must go on, I can't go on, I'll go on."
Such drama! I like the humorous slant you took with this. I feel the same pangs for sweet tea rather than chocolate...
ReplyDeleteI also like your cat eating pizza in the sidebar--I remember you saying that you and Trevor became friends during an English pizza party. :) And your tagline "I'm half suave" is also intriguing.
ReplyDeleteI was hesitant to post this, but in the end i think it was funny and I am glad I went with it instead of changing my mind to do something more 'appropriate'.
DeleteAnd thanks! I figured this picture did our friendship more justice than just a plain slice of pizza.